Chicken Chow Mein

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

pattyjenkins:

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

(Source: daisyjazzridley)

the-eternal-shade:

pukicho:

Every living person’s bones are SOPPING wet right now

Not mine. I make sure that I hang them out to dry every morning.

victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one